feel like a whoa-man

while at work, i like to lay on some nail polish. it makes me feel more feminine and pretty. this is important to me. not every day, but occasionally and certainly today. because nothing says woman like buckets of soapy water, scrub brushes and a shovel full of rotting fish carcass, roiling maggots and unidenitifiable brown slime.

show me to the neutral shades please.

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